text | un: robert.plant

[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

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[pridecroweth]

Vital insights.

We The Pooped thank you for your contribution.

[righteously]

you're welcome
if we haven't decided on a team name, I vote for We The Pooped
it works on two levels, because this whole thing is crap

[pridecroweth]

What, you didn't wake up this morning hoping you'd be chosen to be one of the lucky few to get dumped lightyears away from Earth on Space Australia for God and the Glory of Rome?

Kids these days, I'm telling you.

[righteously]

Space Australia. Great.
The second I see a giant alien spider I'm burning down the camp
nope

@clarence

[unwings]

While it was an oviparous birth, the pods remained internal. I don't believe we were 'pooped out' of anything, Dean.

[righteously]

where are you

( immediately does not give a single shit about any of that, that is clearly Cas, he's about to kool-aid man through the walls to track this nerd down )

[unwings]

[ oh no ]

Not where I’d expected the Empty would deposit me.

[ I’m sorry I unloaded all my gross intimate feelings on you and then peaced out to hell, I didn’t think I would have to actually answer for it?? ]

Transporting sandbags. I can meet you somewhere less, um. Flooding.

[righteously]

hydroponics
far end
now

( screw the sandbags )

un: 76

[mylawn]

You're very eloquent.

[righteously]

I do slam poetry on the side

[mylawn]

The locals like that kind of stuff. You'll be a big hit with the theatre troupe.

[righteously]

Yeah that's not really my crowd

( yes it is he's a god damn liar, he straight up even lying to himself right now )

Think I'm just gonna save my lyrics for the shooting stuff troupe, if it's all the same to you

@a.price

[cryptoherpetology]

His name is Crow. My friend thinks the bowtie is hilarious. [ He's realized that the kids give him more food when he has it on. He hasn't let Alex take it off him since. Since he's smart enough to work the latch with his beak and talons, Alex has let him be for now. ] What did he do? And chicken, really?

[righteously]

What, because crow's so much better?

Feathery bastard stole my protein bar. I swear to god, he looked me square in the eyes while he ate it

[cryptoherpetology]

My sister named him. You can take it up with her if she hatches her way here. [ Technically, she manipulated Alex into renaming him. It does suit him better than Poe would have, he only ever looks sullen when he wants attention. ]

Sorry about that. People have been feeding him those a little too often lately and this kind of thing is why I keep telling them to stop. I'll pay you back with another protein bar, or some stuff you can trade for a few of them. [ Taking care of Crow is sometimes a bit too similar to having a toddler. Especially when he's been enabled by older kids and and at least one stoned engineer to think anything he can reach is for the taking. ]

I took a double shift in the aid station. I usually need something to remind me to take a break anyway. [ He's been organizing pipettes by diameter to avoid dealing with reality. This is totally normal. ]

[wittingly]

it IS hilarious

[cryptoherpetology]

You're encouraging this kind of behavior with him.

un. vidar

[spalten]

Do you feel better?

[righteously]

no


maybe a little

( guess who already learned about the giant robot and heard the owner gives out rides on it )

Nice wheels out there by engineering

[spalten]

Recreational drugs are an option if you want something stronger.

[ wow .... what is he a babysitter ]

And thank you. He's suffering in these conditions, but aren't we all.

@oakland

[spacedicks]

there's worse things to be pooped out of
combat shower it for the membrane
u know, switch off the water while ur scrubbing?
come on dude think conversation

[righteously]

Listen, a man's gotta have his limits
It's raining alien catdogs and we can't spare a little tap water for a trauma shower? Are you kidding me?

[spacedicks]

yeah acid alien catdogs
u wanna go take a 30 minute soak in that be my guest
until we science up a machine to de-acid that rain ur trauma showers are cut bro

[dissemblance]

Just so we're clear.

Female masturbation still okay?

（ look, she's absolutely trying to scandalize him. ）

[righteously]

Absolutely. Who am I to dictate what a woman does in her own free time?

( it's not gonna work sorry Nat )