text | un: robert.plant

[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[righteously]

Yeah I can't lie, I'm a little jealous
Imagine strapping in that thing
I'd fight the whole damn jungle
Talk about that scene with Ripley in Aliens, am I right

[pridecroweth]

Biiiiiiiiiig 'get away from her you bitch' energy, amen.

The guy gives rides if you ask real nice.

[righteously]

I know we have a ha ha funny joke thing going on right now but
are you serious

[pridecroweth]

My hand to god. His name's Vidar.

[righteously]

Awesome

[pridecroweth]

See? This place isn't all bad.

[righteously]

Still blows chunks
real food > giant robot hands down