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[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

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[cryptoherpetology]

I'm a cryptozoologist, but I've hunted things that were threats to people, some of which have been ghosts or other forms of life the scientific community has left undocumented. It's how I ended up with a pet like Crow.

[ He found a flock of griffins that were too hostile to relocate, but found there was a baby after he culled them. ]

[righteously]

( a cryptowhatnow? )

gesundheit



so you're a nerd-hunter. got it.

how's it shaking so far in terms of spirit activity and the local monster population? we looking all alien or there anything in-house we need to be worrying about?

[cryptoherpetology]

We are the aliens and supernatural activity here, as far as I can tell. We've had pretty minimal impact on the ecosystem, but the local sapient species views anyone who came here via the eggs as religious figures.

So, y'know. No pressure or anything.

[righteously]

yeah yeah, 'we're the aliens', we all get it, shut up, you know what I mean

believe it or not this isn't the first time I've had to deal with people striking up a cult over a handful of idiots tripping and falling into the wrong universe

starting to get real old

[cryptoherpetology]

So far it's been the local wildlife that's been the biggest threat. Followed by the plantlife. And the weather.

[righteously]

Good to know
We got a bestiary yet or do I have to put that crap together again myself?

[cryptoherpetology]

I've been putting a guide together from information the Adamant's captain gave me and my own field work. I'd make a joke about other kids copying my work in school, but none of my bio assignments in high school involved dissecting an armored molerat the size of a bear.

[righteously]

always with the giant freaking mole rats, I swear to god, they're a friggin multiversal plague

think you could shoot me a copy?

[cryptoherpetology]

A lot of life here evolved to survive underground at least part of the time, probably due to to the rain. Even the sapient locals are amphibian bipeds who've adapted for life in the dark.

If digital's fine, sure. Otherwise you'll have to talk to the guy who owes me for encouraging bad habits in my pet about acting as a printing press.

[attached_file of extensive field biology notes, images, etc.]

[righteously]

Digital's fine
sapient locals as in, like
aliens

amphibian aliens, that's what you're telling me right now?

[cryptoherpetology]

Yep. It's a miracle anything sentient evolved here, let alone a species with a civilization advanced as theirs sounds. We're apparently fulfilling some sort of prophesy by coming here and they hold us in pretty high regard because of that.

They'd previously been letting the crew of the Adamant live here without making any contact, hostile or otherwise. Considering how humanity would react if aliens crash-landed and set up literal camp in the Grand Canyon, they're really laid back.

[righteously]

Let me guess
The locals are super happy about the 180