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[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[righteously]

Digital's fine
sapient locals as in, like
aliens

amphibian aliens, that's what you're telling me right now?

[cryptoherpetology]

Yep. It's a miracle anything sentient evolved here, let alone a species with a civilization advanced as theirs sounds. We're apparently fulfilling some sort of prophesy by coming here and they hold us in pretty high regard because of that.

They'd previously been letting the crew of the Adamant live here without making any contact, hostile or otherwise. Considering how humanity would react if aliens crash-landed and set up literal camp in the Grand Canyon, they're really laid back.

[righteously]

Let me guess
The locals are super happy about the 180