righteously: (⁸ I'ᴍ ᴄʜᴏᴏsɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏɴғᴇssɪᴏɴs)
ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɴ ( ᴊᴇɴɴɪғᴇʀ ᴀɴᴋʟᴇs ) ([personal profile] righteously) wrote in [community profile] raianet2021-08-09 08:21 am

text | un: robert.plant

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.
spacedicks: (vlcsnap-00581)

[personal profile] spacedicks 2021-08-13 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
want me to crayola color you one?
i'll even custom frame it, no charge
wittingly: (Tᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟɪғᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2021-08-13 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
If you do, I'll hang it proudly over my desk for all to see