text | un: robert.plant

[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[wittingly]

wow put that on the list of stuff we're 100% gonna talk about

don't worry about it, I'm a pot guru, I'll shepherd you through it, I have an mp3 player, it'll be fine

[cryptoherpetology]

for the sake of my tension headache, I will put trust in you and the gardening abilities of the crew.

[wittingly]

I won't let you down, Dr. Price
swing by whenever
& by whenever I mean after it's too dark to work anymore preferably