text | un: robert.plant

[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

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[righteously]

No, dude
you
you're the bunny in this scenario

soft, fuzzy, the general vibe of somebody that eats carrots

[cryptoherpetology]

I've been told I give off a "public access TV host vibe." [ And he's not going to do or say anything to the contrary. If people think he's the second coming of Steve Irwin by way of LeVar Burton and Bill Nye, they're not wondering how many knives he's carrying. ]

If you stop by the aid station and ask for Alex, I'll have the ration bar on hand. Should I keep an eye out for a Zeppelin t-shirt?

[righteously]

I don't appreciate you profiling me okay












but yes

seriously though, don't worry about it. I'm not gonna take your food.
unless it's beef jerky. i'd piggyback a horse for some beef jerky right now.

[cryptoherpetology]

You're literally using the frontman's name as a pseudonym. It wasn't a huge leap that you'd be a fan.

If we could find a steady enough protein source that didn't also see us as one, I'd be making jerky by now.

[righteously]

Okay but when you start on project jerky
Just remember who you owe right now
I'm not kidding
If I'm not first in line for jerky, we got problems

[cryptoherpetology]

I'll remember to give you dibs on the alien meat jerky on account of my pet griffin's growing kleptomaniac tendencies.

[ Yep. Totally normal thing to say. ]

[righteously]

Thank you

( AKA he is so desensitized to weird by now he doesn't even flinch at that frankly bonkers way of putting it )

[cryptoherpetology]

If you can lift heavy things for the engineering team, they'll usually share the liquor. The sanitation team grows what I'm sure is a pretty potent strain of cannabis that they'll share with labor volunteers. Other people seem to find those to be helpful when adjusting to this.

[righteously]

Yes
good
now THERE'S somebody stepping up to be helpful, finally
point me to the booze, which direction is engineering, I'll haul whatever