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[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[righteously]

Thank you

( AKA he is so desensitized to weird by now he doesn't even flinch at that frankly bonkers way of putting it )

[cryptoherpetology]

If you can lift heavy things for the engineering team, they'll usually share the liquor. The sanitation team grows what I'm sure is a pretty potent strain of cannabis that they'll share with labor volunteers. Other people seem to find those to be helpful when adjusting to this.

[righteously]

Yes
good
now THERE'S somebody stepping up to be helpful, finally
point me to the booze, which direction is engineering, I'll haul whatever