text | un: robert.plant

[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[wittingly]

The real adventure was the friendships we made along the way / the real aliens were inside us all along
(technically kind of true in your case now that I think about it)

Pat Benatar lame?
Silence thineself padawan
Forgive him mother, for he knows not what he says

( he knows, man
trust him
he knows
he's seen this guy in 2 universes now and he still calls Ian 'that hipster from Avatar'. there's no helping him man, don't waste your time. )

[spacedicks]

if the all-mother shuns me for shaming cheesy 80s power ballads i will face god and walk backwards into hell

dude if i get a Judge chest-burster i hope it goes for ur throat first for this speaking truth to power shit
thanks for the new nightmares

[wittingly]

too much hubris always was Saenz's problem, I will say at your eulogy

[spacedicks]

ok but you better slide it 'he had fuckin great hair, like woke up like this flawless beyonce levels great '

[wittingly]

I'll definitely mention you said that

[spacedicks]

cheeky fuckers have to roll their own joints

[wittingly]

remind me to show you something unbelievably cool next time you swing by engineering

( perhaps soon, in fact, to help him out with one giant robot.
tl;dr he can magic his joints rolled now suck it )

[spacedicks]

yo dont over hype
i better have actual trouble believing how cool it is
omw

[wittingly]

;)