text | un: robert.plant

[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[spacedicks]

cheeky fuckers have to roll their own joints

[wittingly]

remind me to show you something unbelievably cool next time you swing by engineering

( perhaps soon, in fact, to help him out with one giant robot.
tl;dr he can magic his joints rolled now suck it )

[spacedicks]

yo dont over hype
i better have actual trouble believing how cool it is
omw

[wittingly]

;)