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So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

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seconded
im here for that blazed lizard ted talk

Edited 2021-08-12 13:47 (UTC)

we are so overdue

( it's a hard knock stoner life without your best partner in stoned, he's been braving these treacherous weed waters with only the occasional guest star )

fam i'm processing a lot of shit im way too fucking sober for rn
please
get me lit and slap me down in front of a dude making me nostalgic for geico

[ you've suffered too long, comrade. he's here to reinstate 'wanna do drugs about it' hour and get you a less liver damaging vice to cope with this new dumb alien fuckery. ]

you're not in any way prepared for this:
dr. alex has a pet griffin
he wears bow ties

i think u mean dr. pet griffin
i automatically respect anything with a bow tie 20x more than anything without
is dr. griffin attending the herbal ted talk too?

Edited (HTML WHY) 2021-08-12 16:06 (UTC)

nah I tried a stethoscope, he didn't like that one so much, no passion for the medical field
who can blame him, it's a lot of stress for somebody with talons

he kept the law enforcement badge on for a while though
deputy griffin is bound to show up, considering I've been overfeeding him he tends to hover, much to dr. alex's chagrin

he doesnt have to be a doctordoctor to have a doctorate
dont u have one?
like whatd u do trade a bag of cheetos for it?

acab, dude
dont fuck with dr griffins integrity with that
i know cali legalized it but a deputy at hot boxed ted talk is a downer
maybe chef griffin, he could be a master chef

I don't, actually
I was about a month away from it when the guests showed up
Thanks for rubbing salt in that painful, heartbreaking fact of which I have yet to recover
I feel like spending months in the year 2512 working at an engineering firm earns me an honorary doctorate at this point

he'd eat his own food, that's a terrible business model

that's rough buddy
like actually rough no sarcasm
sorry bout ya, man
youll always be the best most doctory doctorate in my heart even if you dont have a bowtie

wtf is the point of being a chef if you cant eat ur own amazing food
like why???