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[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

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[wittingly]

I don't, actually
I was about a month away from it when the guests showed up
Thanks for rubbing salt in that painful, heartbreaking fact of which I have yet to recover
I feel like spending months in the year 2512 working at an engineering firm earns me an honorary doctorate at this point

he'd eat his own food, that's a terrible business model

[spacedicks]

that's rough buddy
like actually rough no sarcasm
sorry bout ya, man
youll always be the best most doctory doctorate in my heart even if you dont have a bowtie

wtf is the point of being a chef if you cant eat ur own amazing food
like why???

[wittingly]

That piece of paper would have been really nice to have at the end of the world

Would have made for nice kindling.

[spacedicks]

want me to crayola color you one?
i'll even custom frame it, no charge

[wittingly]

If you do, I'll hang it proudly over my desk for all to see