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[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

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@lance

[lifetothefullest]

Busybody? Wow. I see how it is.

[righteously]

hey, look who traveled through friggin space and time to prove my point

[lifetothefullest]

I really did prove your point, didn't I.

[Oops. Whatever. He has totally not been stalking this post the entire time.]

But it's good to be in the same weird multiverse with you again.

[righteously]

I gotta hand it to you, man, you are hands-down the most persistent therapist I've ever had

( also, the only one. also, not his therapist. )

[lifetothefullest]

To be fair, I was here first, so maybe you just like therapy.

[And okay, sure, he's not Dean's therapist, but if it means winning the conversation he'll totally play along for the moment.]

[righteously]

Wait, how long have you been here?

[lifetothefullest]

I think it's been a few months now. If you're asking because no time has passed for you, that's pretty normal, so don't worry about it.

[righteously]

Not exactly
I went home for a while before I got here

[lifetothefullest]

That's normal too.

[But has different issues that go along with it, which he definitely wants to ask about but won't on the network. So instead--]

Are you still in the Theatre?

[That's where they set new people up, but then again he doesn't expect Dean to stay put, so worth asking.]

[righteously]

No, that place reeks of angry thespians.

( hue hue hue )

I'm in the sorry excuse for a mess hall where they're pretending like they're serving real food

[lifetothefullest]

Can't imagine why.

Okay, I'll come find you.