text | un: robert.plant

[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

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[pridecroweth]

Golly, Mr. Plant, what a peach you are.

Can you get Kate McKinnon though?

[righteously]

I know you didn't just bring up the remake

[pridecroweth]

This conversation has been about 90 percent you judging my stance on perfectly acceptable pop culture phenomenons.

I'm really starting to think all that BS about loving the law was well and truly a lie.

Is that really the foundation you want to build on here, pal?

[righteously]

I'm gonna level with you, that's most of my personality
I hear it grows on you, kind of like a tumor

Come on now, Sammy. Where's the trust?

[pridecroweth]

Somewhere to the left of ever being called 'Sammy' again.

[righteously]

Yeah, that's what they all say

( 'all' meaning 'his brother' )

[pridecroweth]

Uh huh.

Consider this my officially lodged complaint against your department of fraternal familiarity, Deanie.

[righteously]

Noted, I'll put it in the filing cabinet

[pridecroweth]

War flashbacks to Chicago PD's archival system but carry on.

[righteously]

You guys gotta get with the times
Home office is all digital now

[pridecroweth]

Tell that to the secretary who still thinks it's 1989 on the weekends.

Though I'm not one to talk, I've owned the same iPod since like 2002.

[righteously]

I didn't jump on the iPod train until like 2014
I've said it before and I'll say it again, cassette tapes are still better
Digital just doesn't have the same kinda magic

[pridecroweth]

I actually agree with that, please imagine me aghast.

Old car? Truck?

[righteously]

67 Chevy Impala

[pridecroweth]

Respectable. It come with you?

（ none of his (many) vehicles did. not even the shitty crown vic he drives for work. he's irate about it, especially after seeing the gundam. not even a dirt bike? come on, magic dragon gods, that shit's rude. ）

[righteously]

Believe it or not yes, don't ask me how
Then again there's a 20 foot tall anime robot in the nerds district, so squeezing out that egg must have been a cakewalk by comparison

[pridecroweth]

I've seen it, I love it, I want one TBQH.

[righteously]

Yeah I can't lie, I'm a little jealous
Imagine strapping in that thing
I'd fight the whole damn jungle
Talk about that scene with Ripley in Aliens, am I right

[pridecroweth]

Biiiiiiiiiig 'get away from her you bitch' energy, amen.

The guy gives rides if you ask real nice.

[righteously]

I know we have a ha ha funny joke thing going on right now but
are you serious

[pridecroweth]

My hand to god. His name's Vidar.

[righteously]

Awesome

[pridecroweth]

See? This place isn't all bad.

[righteously]

Still blows chunks
real food > giant robot hands down