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[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[pridecroweth]

Somewhere to the left of ever being called 'Sammy' again.

[righteously]

Yeah, that's what they all say

( 'all' meaning 'his brother' )

[pridecroweth]

Uh huh.

Consider this my officially lodged complaint against your department of fraternal familiarity, Deanie.

[righteously]

Noted, I'll put it in the filing cabinet

[pridecroweth]

War flashbacks to Chicago PD's archival system but carry on.

[righteously]

You guys gotta get with the times
Home office is all digital now

[pridecroweth]

Tell that to the secretary who still thinks it's 1989 on the weekends.

Though I'm not one to talk, I've owned the same iPod since like 2002.

[righteously]

I didn't jump on the iPod train until like 2014
I've said it before and I'll say it again, cassette tapes are still better
Digital just doesn't have the same kinda magic

[pridecroweth]

I actually agree with that, please imagine me aghast.

Old car? Truck?

[righteously]

67 Chevy Impala

[pridecroweth]

Respectable. It come with you?

（ none of his (many) vehicles did. not even the shitty crown vic he drives for work. he's irate about it, especially after seeing the gundam. not even a dirt bike? come on, magic dragon gods, that shit's rude. ）

[righteously]

Believe it or not yes, don't ask me how
Then again there's a 20 foot tall anime robot in the nerds district, so squeezing out that egg must have been a cakewalk by comparison

[pridecroweth]

I've seen it, I love it, I want one TBQH.

[righteously]

Yeah I can't lie, I'm a little jealous
Imagine strapping in that thing
I'd fight the whole damn jungle
Talk about that scene with Ripley in Aliens, am I right

[pridecroweth]

Biiiiiiiiiig 'get away from her you bitch' energy, amen.

The guy gives rides if you ask real nice.

[righteously]

I know we have a ha ha funny joke thing going on right now but
are you serious

[pridecroweth]

My hand to god. His name's Vidar.

[righteously]

Awesome

[pridecroweth]

See? This place isn't all bad.

[righteously]

Still blows chunks
real food > giant robot hands down