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ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɴ ( ᴊᴇɴɴɪғᴇʀ ᴀɴᴋʟᴇs ) ([personal profile] righteously) wrote in [community profile] raianet2021-08-09 08:21 am

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So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, there's no Denny's parking lot for us to brawl in so if that's where you're headed with that you better square up.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Christ, you just reminded me how much I miss Waffle House.

Sadly, your options here are limited to gray protein bar or slightly more gray protein bar.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Careful, words like that you may as well call yourself a vegan.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Mock-fear:

Oh no, how will I live?
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I've already got an arch-nemesis, her name is Laura, she works in narcotics and she thinks coffee should be like making love in a canoe.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fucking close to water.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a detective from Chicago, thin ice is a specialty of mine.

Nice to meet you too.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If Anish Kapoor could mind his own fucking business it wouldn't be that bad.

anish kapoor, patenter of the color black, creator of the bean. he's a prick.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The Heff would beg to differ.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see this is how we're circling back around to the nemeses wagon.

Because the man could be both at once TBQH.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, the ex-wife would kill me. And she's a former cop, she'd know how to get away with it.

My vengeful ghost would have to come be the plucky sidekick to a grizzled detective forty years on. Above my paygrade, man.
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Golly, Mr. Plant, what a peach you are.

Can you get Kate McKinnon though?
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[personal profile] pridecroweth 2021-08-10 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
This conversation has been about 90 percent you judging my stance on perfectly acceptable pop culture phenomenons.

I'm really starting to think all that BS about loving the law was well and truly a lie.

Is that really the foundation you want to build on here, pal?

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