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[righteously]

So we're all just gonna ignore the whole 'getting pooped out by a dragon' thing?

whoever owns the giant chicken with the bow tie, I'm gonna deep-fry that bitch

3 minutes is not long enough to shower off egg membrane, that's freaking disgusting okay
just flat-out unhygienic, period
gross

the first time I hear somebody jerking off in a hammock I'm gonna set it on fire

this place sucks balls

as you were.

Comments

[mylawn]

Gun club, huh?

[righteously]

something like that

[mylawn]

Not sure what else that could mean.

[righteously]

less about the gun, more about the gun-adjacent activities, but
Same thing, doesn't matter

You gun club?

[mylawn]

I'm known to dabble.

[righteously]

what's the skinny on munitions here
all I've got is a colt, I feel naked

[mylawn]

Use sparingly. Limited resources and these guys weren't necessarily expecting a bunch of extra people.

[righteously]

Grenade launcher?

( he just has to check )

[mylawn]

You gotta ask the security guy real nicely.

[righteously]

scale of 1 to 10, how optimistic should I be?

[mylawn]

He's not very friendly. But I'm not very friendly either, so that might have something to do with it.

[righteously]

sounds like we're gonna get along just peachy
one big unhappy family

[mylawn]

Some of the people here are all right.

[righteously]

You wanna namedrop anybody?

[mylawn]

What, and do your homework for you?

[righteously]

I like to think of it more like
wikipedia, you know
crowdsourcing

[mylawn]

Ah, a group project guy.

[righteously]

Sometimes
When the mood's right
Nothing like a knowledge gangbang

[mylawn]

You said it, not me.