text ↪ un: dostoevsky

[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

@barnes

[freightcars]

I speak 37 languages and I still have no idea what in the hell you're saying with those hieroglyphics

@astarkov

[sunmon]

So the translator isn't broken?

[freightcars]

no, just the speaker

[dissemblance]

Speak for yourself.

（ r u d e. ）

[freightcars]

it's not like i have a monopoly on it

( other people can also be broken, he's not selfish, appreciate this philanthropy )

[dissemblance]

I'm sorry you're too old to appreciate art, Non Denominational Gender Address Barnes.

（ whom she definitely does not know, associate with, etc. ）

(take it to dms, romanoff. aka: private)

[dissemblance]

Hey, Barnes. This you?

[freightcars]

hilarious

surprised you didn't include the part about being from the 1400s, seems like low hanging fruit

[dissemblance]

That's not a very kindly assumption about my fruit selection abilities.

[freightcars]

You want your apology letter hand-written or on official letterhead?

@marion.adamopoulos

[cleaningsolutions]

37 languages? How many of them are human?

[dissemblance]

None of them. Between you and me, I think he might be a robot.

[cleaningsolutions]

Oh. Well, that's still impressive.

[She's being nice, Doc knows more. Dead human languages are of great interest to her even though she cannot understand any of them.]

[freightcars]

36 of them are beeping noises, the other one is English

@s.wilson

[unclesam]

how many of those are tolkien invented?

[dissemblance]

I'm guessing Klingon's in there too.

[unclesam]

oh, so you're betting on full nerd. yeah I could see that.

I'm not up to date on my 'how up to date is barnes&noble' trivia, though.

private dm ↪ un: romanoff

[dissemblance]

'Barnes&Noble', is that the new thing for the Rogers and Barnes dog and pony show?

[freightcars]

twelve

[unclesam]

didn't ask your age

[freightcars]

alright I'll give you that one

( solid comeback, stuck the delivery, judges' score 9/10 )

@Zigazigah

[figlia_morbida]

Isn't language all context? The post has plenty.

Mostly I'm trying to figure out how you can look at a picture of flames and not guess at least the word "hot".

[The rest of those, she'll give him that, but there doesn't seem to be a logic to them. If people start using emoji to talk in code then they may as well delete the network, though. That would be the worst.]

[freightcars]

I was being facetious
don't encourage her, she doesn't need that going to her head

[figlia_morbida]

In my defense, it can be hard to tell. I know some people who would genuinely mean it.

As for your concerns, I think it's already too late for that.

[freightcars]

I think you're probably right. I can feel her smug from here.