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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[dissemblance]

I wouldn't say it's replaced actual words, but it's a pretty big part of our modern vernacular. I stopped trying to figure it out years ago, just go with it.

I think either works. When/where.

1185... I bet this whole world is quite the shock. Are you getting along all right?

[arnaults]

I've been trying to pick up on it, reading other people's messages. It's quite clever, honestly! 💃

[ her very first emoji attempt ! ]

It's very different. But I've been doing my best to find the similarities. Is it all that different for you?

[dissemblance]

I'd have to say you're doing a decent job so far.

In some ways, sure. In others, not so much. I'd say some of the tech is a surprise — my planet doesn't have interplanetary ships, for instance — but communicating on devices like this is pretty normal.

[arnaults]

Thank you! I'm trying to learn as quickly as possible. I don't like feeling turned around.

We haven't got anything like this at home. But I suppose not everyone here can do magic, so I hope we aren't completely backwards.

[dissemblance]

There's something to be said for being adaptable. Is there anything I can help you with?

There's no magic on my world, at least not that I know about. It wouldn't surprise me if people kept it quiet, though. There's always some sort of stigma against anything outside the norm.

（ she's just inventing shit off the cuff — to seem sympathetic about it. she intends to throw this identity away anyway, so she can play as fast and loose as she pleases. ）