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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[dissemblance]

I honestly don't remember enough about it to tell you one way or another. I just know the mannequins scared the hell out of me.

Also: ouch. Sounds rough. Would you say this is actually a step up from your situation, then?

[wittingly]

From home? Yeah. For starters, it doesn't seem like this place has such a rapidly approaching expiration date. No restrictions on metal usage means more consistent electricity. We only had maybe forty or fifty people at my camp, so it feels a little bit less like we're borderline extinct here. And, as far as I've seen, there's no threat actively making an effort to hunt anybody down.

I mean, unless you count the rats, but they weren't exactly technologically advanced, so. Doesn't really compare.

Also, there's no guy named Ron running around here thinking a cow makes him god's gift to the remainder of mankind. That's the main selling point.