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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[wittingly]

I've never actually seen I Am Legend, but if they're zombie-ish then definitely not that one

Probably a split between Independence Day and War of the Worlds, but if Will Smith didn't exist and they tried to use Nicolas Cage but he was still busy with the National Treasure sequel everyone forgets about

[dissemblance]

I honestly don't remember enough about it to tell you one way or another. I just know the mannequins scared the hell out of me.

Also: ouch. Sounds rough. Would you say this is actually a step up from your situation, then?

[wittingly]

From home? Yeah. For starters, it doesn't seem like this place has such a rapidly approaching expiration date. No restrictions on metal usage means more consistent electricity. We only had maybe forty or fifty people at my camp, so it feels a little bit less like we're borderline extinct here. And, as far as I've seen, there's no threat actively making an effort to hunt anybody down.

I mean, unless you count the rats, but they weren't exactly technologically advanced, so. Doesn't really compare.

Also, there's no guy named Ron running around here thinking a cow makes him god's gift to the remainder of mankind. That's the main selling point.