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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

@no

[usurpurr]

don't even think about it, adora.

[it's not a presumption when she knows exactly where this is going. adora doesn't need have access to comms, does she?]

[swordjock]

😿😿😿

[usurpurr]

[oh she's gonna kill someone]

you're being stupid. those don't even LOOK like me.

[swordjock]

Are you kidding? They look exactly like you. Look at the stripes! And the ears! 😽

[usurpurr]

a lot of things have stripes, adora! that doesn't mean any of them look like me!

👸🏼 use this one instead, it's blonde and even has a dumb little tiara on its head. it's like they made it for you.

[swordjock]

[ Back when this all began, she might have been offended. Now, the reminder of She-Ra hurts, but she doesn't let Catra know that — she just bullies back. ]

Aw, you mean you've been thinking about me? That is SO embarrassing for you.

✨👸🏼✨ How do I look? Ready to kick Horde butt?