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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

@grayskull

[swordjock]

Are there more of the cat pictures?

Sorry, I know that's not part of the game, but it's important. Not important-important, but they remind me of someone.

[dissemblance]

Kind of a cat girl, huh? It's a good vibe.

😺😼😹😿😸😽😾😻🙀

Here you go.

[swordjock]

Oh, I'm not a cat girl. That's Catra. [ Yes, she thinks she's fucking hilarious. ] I just think they're cute. 😻

Thanks. Okay, for the game... I'm guessing 3, because any part of it could be a lie: the month, the date, or the party. That's like, three whole things instead of one. Or maybe you don't even know your birthday at all, so it could be true, but you're still posturing it as the lie. Four things. Three and a half?

[dissemblance]

（ who tf names their child 'catra' that's way too on the nose. ）

That's what I meant. You think they're cute. Cat girl. Like a horse girl. Not a girl that's a horse, you know?

It was actually 2. Sorry. Good guess, though. I like the thought you put into it, good analytical abilities.

Now it's your turn.

[swordjock]

Is there a limit, or can I be both of those? Because I like horses too. Though it's really just one horse, but it's also kind of one cat... not that Catra's an actual cat, but I met her before I knew what a cat was, so they're more like mini-Catras to me. But don't tell her I said that. 🙀

Sorry, I got excited there. Is it weird that I'm actually glad I was wrong? I don't know mine, so it's fun to learn about other people's experiences.

Anyway:

1. My best friend's names are Glitter and Snow.
2. I was in space before the egg thing happened.
3. I'm a member of a rebellion back home. One of the leaders, actually.

[dissemblance]

No limit. Live your best life.

And your secret's safe with me, but this is a public network, so... just so that doesn't bite you in the butt later.

Hm...

I'm going to go with 3. The leader thing just lays it on a little too much.

@no

[usurpurr]

don't even think about it, adora.

[it's not a presumption when she knows exactly where this is going. adora doesn't need have access to comms, does she?]

[swordjock]

😿😿😿

[usurpurr]

[oh she's gonna kill someone]

you're being stupid. those don't even LOOK like me.

[swordjock]

Are you kidding? They look exactly like you. Look at the stripes! And the ears! 😽

[usurpurr]

a lot of things have stripes, adora! that doesn't mean any of them look like me!

👸🏼 use this one instead, it's blonde and even has a dumb little tiara on its head. it's like they made it for you.

[swordjock]

[ Back when this all began, she might have been offended. Now, the reminder of She-Ra hurts, but she doesn't let Catra know that — she just bullies back. ]

Aw, you mean you've been thinking about me? That is SO embarrassing for you.

✨👸🏼✨ How do I look? Ready to kick Horde butt?