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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

@indy

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#2 because you don't seem like a desk job guy.

[cicatrize]

Tell him what he's won, Vanna.
I was Minister of Information, but have since moved on.
I'll admit, the desk part wasn't thrilling.

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I know the feeling.

Royalty, huh?

[cicatrize]

Royalty. Heir to the throne, even.

[ you fucking were, jack, kind of invalid now after the whole bloody coup thing, but shhh, no one needs those details. ]

I assume your workplace is a bit more riveting than a cubicle?

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Congratulations?

My workplace used to involved regular firearm usage, so yeah
you could say it was more riveting than a cubicle