text ↪ un: dostoevsky

[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

↪ private dm ↪ un: romanoff

[dissemblance]

Hey, John.

I'm with you there. I could really love an espresso that doesn't taste like it was strained with cow patty.

[baum]

[ Hmm. Not something that merits privacy, he thinks. Is there more to this? ]

Hey. I miss those berry fraps, I could really go for one right now.

So is the lie number 3?

[dissemblance]

Caramel macchiato for me.

Nah, it's 2. I love that movie. Not a dry eye in the house at the end.

[baum]

I'm gonna disappoint you, cause I don't think I've ever seen it.