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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[dissemblance]

（ too soon. it's such an innocuous statement but it really hits her in a way she wasn't anticipating, and for a moment she has to remind herself how to breathe around the sudden panic and the grief.

get it together, romanoff. ）

Ha ha.

I'll put you in a planter. Fertilizer. 😘

lmao did not even think about that

[mylawn]

At least then I'll be good for something.

lmao nat out here like IM FINE IM FINE!!!

[dissemblance]

If you were into Jell-O wrestling you'd be good for TWO whole things instead... just saying.

[mylawn]

I never said I wasn't good at it. Just that my time has passed.

[dissemblance]

You seem pretty spry to me 😘😘😘

[mylawn]

Well, a guy's gotta have his secrets.

[the secret is getting pumped full of government juice]

[dissemblance]

Don't we all.