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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[dissemblance]

Asimov, eat your heart out...

You recognize anything here? I'm still pretty wound up from tentacle rats, personally.

[cryptoherpetology]

Nothing yet, but evolution likes to repeat itself often enough that you never really know.

Sadly I didn't get the chance for a field dissection of the rats. For as much as they definitely wanted to rend flesh from all our bones, they were biologically fascinating.

[dissemblance]

Nothing stopping you from going back for seconds. I'm sure there's people here who'd do it for science if you asked around?

[cryptoherpetology]

As much as running back into the den of a deadly predator is something that's more or less encoded in my DNA, I'd like to get a slightly better grasp of the area before going back to get a better look.

But I'm not saying I don't want to eventually.

[ Or that he's not jumping in with the first group of reckless young people to trek out there. Damn sense of responsibility. ]