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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

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I'm so glad google exists because 'shotgun' had me SO confused

[unclesam]

damn right, local family business and big cookouts included.
new orlean's a good place to grow roots in.

1/2 LMAO SORRY it is really such a specific regional thing

[nonscriptum]

It was.

2/2

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So what's the family business?

just me having only a vague idea of the US, much less specific regions lmaaaooo

[unclesam]

you saw the fishing town part, right?
just messing with you, it's a seafood business.
what's it you do that it sent you globetrotting and ended you in new orleans?
before getting sneezed through the universe and becoming egg yolk, I mean

u ever got any questions let me know I have family in those parts :')

[nonscriptum]

I'm assuming someone in your family makes a mean blackened catfish, then.

I worked in complicated acquisitions for a long time, private sector. Most people call it treasure hunting. [ Which is as genteel a way of saying "professional theft" as possible. ] Stepped away and transitioned to salvage, found some good work along the Mississippi.

ooohhh that's good to know, thank you so much

[unclesam]

yeah that'd be my little sister's specialty. but she ain't got nothing on my gumbo, and anyone who tells you different is a filthy liar.

so your regular indiana jones, yeah? which I'm sure is a joke you've never heard in your entire life, ever.

[ Sam's not much of a spy, but he's worked with Natasha - he's not an idiot. There's enough tucked into those words to imply something, but he appreciates the craftiness at selling the job titles. Plus like, he's totally seen Indiana Jones and Tomb Raider. He knows what's up. ]

not a bad place for a new start at all

1/2

[nonscriptum]

I desperately need you to take this seriously, if you find a way to make gumbo here with some alien okra I will literally pay you to feed me

[ What will he pay this man with? Who the Hell even knows or cares, it's not important, the important thing is gumbo. ]

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But yeah, something like that. Even seen my fair share of dead Nazis.

We could do worse on the venue, so it's nice to meet you. Nathan Drake.

[unclesam]

[ Sam laughs out loud at the message. ]

alright - tell you what, I find anything on here that makes for actual, good food rather than the end of all joy the mess hall provides, you gonna be the first to know.

sam wilson, and likewise.

[ man, those nazis just don't quit, do they? ]