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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

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[cryptoherpetology]

[ He futzes with the smartwatch until he figures out how to take a picture of Crow, who has swapped out the traditional lion/eagle mashup for raven/Maine Coon. The photo was a bit of a struggle because the animal is laying very comfortably on his chest with no desire to move anytime soon.

Turns out Alex is the cryptozoological equivalent to a cat person. ]

His name is Crow. He doesn't seem too inclined to go anywhere without me just yet, but he'll probably wander a bit more around the camp once he's assured himself I'm not going to disappear again.

[wittingly]

I need to ask you a very important question




Can I pet him

[cryptoherpetology]

Of course.

Whether he lets you stop is between the two of you, though.

[wittingly]

if you ever need anyone to matterbend you a tiny hat for a griffin, let me know, I'm the leader in the industry

[cryptoherpetology]

I think he might peck both of our eyes out if we even thought about it too hard.

Feel free to play around with designing griffin toys though. He's a little too smart for my own good sometimes, so anything that might keep him occupied would be great.

[wittingly]

Yeah, that's fair, I'd probably do the same thing

I don't think you understand what you've just done
Please describe to me in detail variants of griffin toys

[cryptoherpetology]

It's a smaller project than an electron microscope at least.

Crow has the curiosity and prey drive of a cat and the intelligence, flight and simple tool using capabilities of a raven. Honestly, back home I used to buy him a lot of stuff meant for toddlers.

[wittingly]

I can work with that
I'll see you in 3 days for beta testing