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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[spalten]

No, it's depriving us of a lot of rather useful functions, isn't it? Unfortunate.

And I suppose I'll take your word for it.

If you find good tea here, I'd be more than happy to show off my skills in brewing tea.

[dissemblance]

There has to be someone here that's boiled the local plants...

Have you tried asking around?

[spalten]

Well, they have some that won't send you to your next life. Or the toilet, for that matter.

I'm being a snob, when I say 'good tea', but I also mean that you're welcome to join me if you please. Tea, as much as coffee, is meant to be enjoyed with company.

[dissemblance]

Are you sure you could handle me?

（ which is honestly just code for 'i'm burning this identity and don't want anyone to actually associate it with the real me', tbh. ）

[spalten]

[ it's ok, 'vidar' technically isn't a real person either ]

Only one way to find out.