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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

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[cleaningsolutions]

I don't really know how the technology works, but my uniform has a network of tiny sensors. Whenever one senses a puncture, for example, it automatically seals and sends a signal to my monocle, which even without Doc can make sense of all the signals and tell me how bad the damage is. If I had my team here and all in uniform I could have Doc monitor all of them.

It does take training. Infantry and anyone else going out in the field wears combat uniforms too. Those have more robust systems of detection and monitor our bodies more precisely than SHS - that's Shipboard Hygiene and Sanitation.

It depends on the officer, but the Admiralty keeps us in mind and reprimands the ones who don't care. Some things are worth the risk of death, and in any case we're hard to kill.