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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[brosbeforeprose]

It's the fuel I need to keep going, praise like that. I considered writing some trashy interpersonal drama set in the Chantry in their honour. Secrets and backstabbing in religious circles over bake sales and secret blood rites.

I haven't seen any so far, so I think our good times are safe for now. I'm sure if any did arrive they'd make sure to let us know about it...

[dissemblance]

You know, there's probably a market for that sort of thing here. I'm willing to bet these people haven't had much time for the luxury of stories the last few years...

Though speaking entirely in earnest, I'd buy a book about backstabbing over bake sales.

And I'll keep an ear to the ground about our moonshine detractors. Can never be too careful.