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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[figlia_morbida]

[SHE'S WEEKS FROM SECONDARY SCHOOL IT'S FINE]

Every time I think I've figured out at least half of what's going on, one of you has to go and use words like "alternate reality", don't you?

[Trish hadn't even thought of that!! Natasha is a terror to everyone's sanity this day.]

Forget what I said. I retract that statement entirely now. No part of this situation makes sense.

[dissemblance]

（ WHO IS SUPERVISING THIS SASSY LOST CHILD??? ）

I'm all ears if you have another explanation...

[figlia_morbida]

[A former gangster is supervising her, why ---]

I don't have one. But let's say something like: what if it's magic? "Alternate dimensions" and every phrase like it are fanciful terms ascribing logic to something that is categorically a damn mess.

There's no sense in putting people from the 1400s or 2500s together like pieces from Frankenstein's puzzle. If this was intentional, and scientific, then whoever brought us all together thinking they'd accomplish anything worthwhile is an idiot and I curse them to death.

If reality is an onion, then why not pull from the same layer, you know?

[Basically though, even if there is an explanation, Trish no longer cares, because this sucks!!!]