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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

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@CL4PTP

[annoyware]

2801??

[dissemblance]

All the local records seem to point to that being the date, more or less. Why?

[annoyware]

It brings up an interesting moral quandary. A conundrum. A dilly of a pickle!

Totally unrelated, how do you feel about killing babies that will grow up to genocidal maniacs? Asking for a friend.

[dissemblance]

That's an interesting question.

How do you feel about it?

（ would she go back in time and kill thanos? you fucking bet she would, and sleep soundly afterwards. ）

[annoyware]

Well, back when I was programmed to kill all humans, I would have. Now, I'm not so sure! People really don't like when you murder children.