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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[freightcars]

noted, I'll leave you on read next time

[unclesam]

lost the desired impact a while ago, buddy. besides I have other ways to harass you here.

[freightcars]

not if I move out of the dragon to become a hermit in the alien jungle

[unclesam]

you do that. I'd still find you. :)

[freightcars]

that's creepy
you know that's creepy right
I feel like I should get a restraining order

[unclesam]

remind me which one of us showed up in a hangar he had no business knowing I'd be in and invited himself along on a job he wasn't invited to or cleared for?

[freightcars]

your security sucked at that hangar by the way, you should really look into that

( but considering who he is that might not be a fair assessment )

[unclesam]

direct your complaints to torres. I'm just freelancing, ain't in charge of the air force.

[freightcars]

I'll draft up an email

[unclesam]

do you even have an email adress?

[freightcars]

no, my netflix account is subscribed under ye olde telegraph

[unclesam]

yo speaking of, please tell me you've discovered the lord of the rings. or do I get to be the one to introduce you to the hobbit sequel in book and/or movie form?

[freightcars]

I know about it
Read the books
I'm never gonna watch it.

( for Reasons )

[unclesam]

how come?
I mean, aside from us being here, I guess

[freightcars]

Movies always ruin books
it's a matter of principal

[unclesam]

jesus you really are that guy, aren't you
for the record, we're going back to old man barnacle for you, you old curmudgeon

[freightcars]

what guy
what?
i'm right
they never get it right, they leave out half the book

( )

[unclesam]

barnes & noble.
my man.
my dude.

this might shock you to hear, so please sit your geriatric ass down for a moment.

books and movies ain't the same medium. you can't copypaste that shit for an adaptation.

[dissemblance]

My best guess is jamesbbarnes1917@yahoo.com 🙃

[unclesam]

oh he would include a date wouldn't he

[freightcars]

okay it's NOT
but what's wrong with that? that's a perfectly good email address.

( ah yes you have reached the limit on his assimilation into pop culture. specific, dated internet trends are just a little too niche. )

[unclesam]

oh my god yours has underscores, hasn't it?
I bet it does.

[freightcars]

so what if it did? we're judging underscores now too?

[unclesam]

no, we're judging dates.
we're reading underscores for filth.

[freightcars]

what
the hell does that even mean?

you know what
I don't care
none of you are ever getting my email address