righteously: (¹⁵ Sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ Mᴀʀʏ (Gᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ Mᴀʀʏ))
ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɴ ( ᴊᴇɴɴɪғᴇʀ ᴀɴᴋʟᴇs ) ([personal profile] righteously) wrote in [community profile] raianet 2021-08-25 08:41 pm (UTC)

Alright, man, you're gonna have to pick a lane.

( He blurts it out abruptly and emphatically, because ya boy's filter is only capable of so much restraint. They're crossing too many wires right now. )

Either we're talking about erogenous zones or we're talking about gills, but we are not mixing the two. I got enough problems without developing some kind of weird... Pavlovian fish boner association. Leave the body horror out of the bedroom.

( Wait- )

Hammock.

( No, correction again- )

Car.

( A beat. )

Wherever, everywhere, just... ground rule, no neck flaps in the unresolved sexual tension.

( Apparently he's only capable of acknowledging things out loud with direct people words when he's facetiously ranting about something stupid. )

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