If you've gone as long as I have without fast food you wouldn't be slandering it right now at this point if it's my cholesterol that finally takes me out I'll consider it a win
( this dumbass has no idea, sorry apocalypse survivor. he knows jack squat about Ian's life due to the magic of me not tagging myself sry to break ur immersion rn )
either way it turns out the dude's like a disney-eyed mr. rogers so i can't in good conscience eat his bird
but I want it on record the damn chicken deserves it for stealing my lunch
"lunch" piss poor excuse for what we're calling "lunch"
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at this point if it's my cholesterol that finally takes me out I'll consider it a win
( this dumbass has no idea, sorry apocalypse survivor. he knows jack squat about Ian's life due to the magic of me not tagging myself sry to break ur immersion rn )
either way it turns out the dude's like a disney-eyed mr. rogers so i can't in good conscience eat his bird
but I want it on record the damn chicken deserves it for stealing my lunch
"lunch"
piss poor excuse for what we're calling "lunch"