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[baum]

[ Honestly, thank god for this thing's text function. ]

Hey everyone, this is John.

Ever since that new sinkhole opened yesterday, the number of those weird alien dinosaur moles that come from them has been growing.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't love the idea of killing them all just because they're in the way. I know they can't stay here, but there has to be somewhere else we can take them. I'm open to suggestions. I just think we should talk about it.

If any of you agree with me, can we maybe get a team together and try to corral them or something? I know Rémi wants to put them down, but I'd like to at least present an alternative.

Comments

@dorothea

[arnaults]

I haven't got anything sharp, but I don't get squeamish easily. I'm happy to help inspect the dead ones if you'll need it.

Do you think they have knives in the mess hall we could use?

[cryptoherpetology]

I'm going to need something more than a regular metal knife to get through their hide. But "not squeamish" is a pretty great place to start as a lab assistant.