text; un: johnb (critters)

[baum]

[ Honestly, thank god for this thing's text function. ]

Hey everyone, this is John.

Ever since that new sinkhole opened yesterday, the number of those weird alien dinosaur moles that come from them has been growing.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't love the idea of killing them all just because they're in the way. I know they can't stay here, but there has to be somewhere else we can take them. I'm open to suggestions. I just think we should talk about it.

If any of you agree with me, can we maybe get a team together and try to corral them or something? I know Rémi wants to put them down, but I'd like to at least present an alternative.

Comments

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[sunmon]

i can try
assuming they're light sensitive. but if they're tunneling, that seems like a safe bet.

but i can't move very quickly right now. i was injured falling into one of the holes.

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[portolan]

Do you want me to take a look at it? I should be more successful than the last time.

Regardless, I have a two-seat hovercraft. If the space is large enough, I can steer and you can corral.

[sunmon]

a hovercraft?
you mean it flies?

[ priorities. that is INCREDIBLE. ]

you're welcome to try your magic.
but there are others who are worse who probably need it more. if you don't mind taking me in the craft, we can try it without worrying about my leg.

[portolan]

[ not quite as well as Fran could but he's not too shabby. ]

Cooperating so far. If we're meeting up anyway, I can take a pass at your leg, but you're correct that the seat will work just find regardless of your leg's status.

[sunmon]

You can come to me, then.
I'm at the aid station.