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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[mylawn]

End result is the same.

My jell-o wrestling days are over, unfortunately

[dissemblance]

Somebody's no fun at all.

How do you expect to survive on a barren alien-ridden world where the coffee tastes like three day old dirt that's been microwaved for flavor without a sense of humor?

[mylawn]

I had fun once. It was awful.

Coffee's not so bad.

[dissemblance]

Grizzled, battle worn, never to return again to the fields of feckless fun? I know a few people like that.

What I do not know, however, is anyone who would think the coffee's good. You're the very first.

[mylawn]

When you're as old as me, you've almost always had worse.