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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[dissemblance]

So I'm guessing the Mayans were wrong in your world too, huh?

（ that's her subtle way of asking about an alien invasion in 2012, since that's when the chitauri rocked up on them. ）

And wow, that's quite the jump. Time travel?

[lifetothefullest]

Yeah, though wasn't there something about thaat being the wrong system and so the year the world was supposed to end wasn't really 2012 anyway?

No, but just as ridiculous. World travel.