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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[freightcars]

Oh
so you're in love with me
suddenly everything makes so much sense

[unclesam]

oh please
you could never pull an ass like mine

[freightcars]

You're probably right, I'll call off the wedding.

[unclesam]

oh you were confident in your proposal, weren't you?

[freightcars]

There was a dance number and everything

[unclesam]

you still think you got moves? charmingly old-fashioned or shockingly modern?

[freightcars]

I've seen how people dance these days. Half the time the guy just stands there. I got moves ten times better than that, old fashioned or not.

[unclesam]

hey, ain't arguing with that. never did the kinda dancing you guys did, but I took some modern dance classes for the exo falcon project.
but you should just commit to the bit and dance the robot, honestly.

[freightcars]

because of the arm
hilarious
never gets old

1/2

[unclesam]

not for me it doesn't

2/2

[unclesam]

see that one's funny 'cause of how old you are.