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[dissemblance]

Can we all take a moment to admire the fact that 2801 technology still supports emoji functionality? 🤩 👍 🕷 💁 🩰 💫 🍆 🧊 💅 👁‍🗨 🎯 🤡 🔋 🐈 💲 🧙‍♀️ 🐦💋 🐜 👽 🕶 ⚡ 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💦 💦 💦

It seems like they're pretty set on calling us 'Hatchlings', so... hello, fellow Hatchlings, I'd like to play a game.

Two truths and a lie. I'll start.

  ① Starbucks makes the best lattes.
  ② I've never watched All Dogs Go To Heaven all the way through.
  ③ My birthdate is May 21st. What year? Every year. 😉😉😉 But my party in 2018 was 🔥🔥🔥.

Comments

[sunmon]

It's like it's staring at me.
💩
👹🤡🎃
👁🐽👁

[freightcars]

what
the hell does that even mean?

you know what
I don't care
none of you are ever getting my email address

[unclesam]

sam's club - really? you're lumping me into walmart? that's low

but you know what, I'll give you the hobbit. don't watch those. there's three, and no one knows why.
but the lord of the rings movies are treasures, you complete heathen.

[freightcars]

I couldn't think of anything better in the moment

considering how fast you folded on the hobbit, I'm not sure I trust your judgment

[unclesam]

oh yeah I'm heartbroken I can't you an email from a place that doesn't even have that kinda option to begin with.

hey, why don't you see what google tells you about what 'read something for filth' means? oh right. no dice.

[unclesam]

look, humanity made some mistakes.
but so you're telling me you ain't never seen a single disney movie? play adaptation? anything? you just gonna pretend to be a total purist?

[wittingly]

I can work with that
I'll see you in 3 days for beta testing

[neversmall]

Oh, what's that last one! I didn't see that.

Oh, I see! You made your own with other symbols?

[ Nina'd been low key interested about this for the potential of codes from the very beginning, but this provides even MORE of a variance. Very interesting! ]

[sunmon]

Yeah!
Well see they have the pig 🐷 but then there's also the pig's nose 🐽
👁👅👁
Oh that one doesn't quite work does it

[freightcars]

Of course I've seen Disney movies
Fantasia came out in 1940
I told you, it's just the Tolkien stuff, it's one of those
you know
personal
things

[neversmall]

This is DEFINITELY my favorite thing about this watch so far.

No - the tongue -- is that a tongue? -- is up just a little too high. I can see where you were going with it, though!

[freightcars]

can you just
shut up
at all
ever

[nonscriptum]

You can cry on my shoulder later, we should leave the nice lady's post alone.

I FORGOT TO WRITE A REAL TAG TO THIS

[sunmon]

That sounds unstable.
I mean, even the Adamant has Captain Childe.

[unclesam]

I possess the ability
hypothetically

[sunmon]

They're very cute.
Saints, there's so many.

private dm/inbox instead of public network

[unclesam]

alright before I cross the line from charming asshole into just plain asshole
we talking personal as in 'it's a preference, I'm just a hardass about it'
or personal as in 'this has actual meaning to me, stop pushing'

[wittingly]

as you wish

@s.wilson

[unclesam]

some people have mastered the art of messaging nothing but pictures, and having entire conversations that way. plenty of ways to deliver meaning without words.

[ read: this is endearing and he intends to enable, hard. ]

[freightcars]

It's not some huge
significant
traumatic
life event thing, but yeah, it's got a special place or whatever you wanna call it

[unclesam]

alright. no lord of the rings marathon for us. between this and marvin gaye, you're just dead set on breaking my heart, aren't you?
so what kinda movies do you like?

[freightcars]

i LIKE marvin gaye

( you are so frustrating wilson )

scifi
fantasy
2001: a space odyssey was good, before aliens ruined space for everyone
they did a good job on pirates of the Caribbean

why, is this another email underscore thing?

[unclesam]

only if you give me the wrong answer on a silver platter

this is more a 'I'll see what I can unearth at the theater so I can drag you into an insomnia movie night sometime' thing.

[neversmall]

[ This is DELIGHTFUL news. ]

Have they? 👀👀👀 Amazing!

[neversmall]

I know! And they're so tiny like this, it's hard to see what they are until I send it out to you.

💃🕺

Look, dancers!