Hilarious, but believe it or not I'm actually not interested in hearing about other people who probably did it in the same hammock I try to sleep in.

( Ignorance is bliss, although he did recently learn about the couples privacy bunks. Also gross, but desperate times. )

As much as I'd love to keep talking about my sex life in ways that will slowly make you uncomfortable because you know all the parties involved, I'm actually gonna go ahead and acknowledge the stalling tactic out loud. I'm pretty sure talking about it ruins the efficacy.