[ Oh no, he is like a mixture of Torres and Parker. Sam is just gonna have a Moment with that realization before smoothly moving on, quietly resigning himself to the fact that he will end up adopting this fumbling boy and try to keep him safe no matter what.

Good job endearing yourself to the self-sacrificial superhero, Porter. ]

I have a complaint about that, by the way. I'm on a literal alien planet and still have never been to space. But hey, don't worry about job descriptions. This ain't exactly a 'stick to your learned job' kinda gig right now, right?