[ Restraint duly noted. Although Sam would for sure start showing off a little more just to amuse Porter if he realized. ​]

No, no, I think 'Hey I tripped and fell' is a much more unique introduction. Important to stay personable, y'know? Plus, now we all have something we can laugh about.

[ If only it were funny... ]

Sam, by the way. Sam Wilson. So, other than finding unique ways to bring tourist traffic way out here, what is it you do around these parts?